![]() ![]() Santa: You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?Ĥ) Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.īanta: Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore. ‘Whenever it makes a mistake,’ replied Banta, ‘it blames other computers.ģ) Santa and Banta went fishing. ‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked BantaĢ) Banta said to Santa, ‘I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.’ ‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘what is in the bag?’ Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder. ![]() Read | SC gives panel 6 weeks to suggest ways to stop circulation of Sardar jokesġ) Santa and Banta met on a village road. Here is a collection of Singh’s best ‘Santa-Banta’ jokes. ![]() Khushwant Singh, the late author and journalist, was famous for such jokes. The top court took cognizance of a public interest petition seeking a ban on jokes ridiculing sardars. The Supreme Court gave on Tuesday six weeks’ time to a panel headed by a retired judge to give suggestions on how to stop circulation of jokes about the Sikh community and their commercial exploitation. ![]()
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